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"ODE TO
HORACE"
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Much
to his mum and dad's dismay
Horace ate himself one day
He
didnt stop to say his grace
He
just sat down and ate his face
"We
can't have this !" his dad declared
"If
the lad's ate , he should be shared"
but
even as he spoke , they saw
Horace eating more and more;
First
his legs and then his thighs
His
arms his nose his hair his eyes
"Stop
him someone!" Mother cried
"Those eyeballs would be better
fried!"
But
all too late , for they were gone ,
and
he had started on his bum
"oh !
Foolish child!" the father mourns
"you
could have had that fried with prawns,
some
parsley and some tartare sauce....."
But
'H' was on his second course
His
liver and his lights and lung,
his
ears , his neck , his chin , his tongue ;
"To
think I raised him from the cot ,
And
now , he's going to scoff the lot !!"
his
mother cried : "What shall we do ?
What's left wont even make a stew
!"
and
as she wept , her son was seen
To
eat his head , his heart , his spleen .
And
there he lay ... A boy no more ,
Just
a stomach on the floor
None
the less ... since it was his
They
ate it ---- that's what Haggis is .
Well
Nearly
Monty
Python
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