All the good ones are taken.

If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.

The nicer someone is, the farther away he / she is from you.

The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.

Everything takes longer than you think.

If I traveled to the end of the rainbow, Murphy would be there to tell me, the pot's at the other end.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.--Groucho Marx

It was such a lovely day I thought it's a pity to get up.--W. Somerset Maugham

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.--W.C.Fields

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.--Charles Schultz

We're not lost. We're locationaly challenged.--John M. Ford

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way.

Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.

The best things in the world are free -- and worth every penny of it.

Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.

If I knew what I was doing, it wouldn't be called "research".

Every kind of action has a not-so-kind reaction.

If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.